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Sunday, December 18, 2011

Bro rule #2


Each day will be a new bro rule, with possible cases in which they can occur and when there are exception to the certain rules.  So if you are unaware what bro rules are , they are the understood rules that men follow in order to respect each other without direct contact.  These are just some of the ways we men are not always in fights, but if a man were to break these rules it is accepted for that man to get punched.  While it is primitive, it works, and that why they exist.

      #2 If a bro are to break a bro rule he is free game to get his ass whooped.


  This is a pretty easy one to explain if you are a douche and break a bro rule , you can expect that a bro will strike you out of angry or disappointment.


Thursday, December 15, 2011

Thought on Nicki Minaj

  My thoughts on this young hip-hop star is the same as Eminem's who said "nicki minaj i wanna stick my penis in your anus".  Now I'm not all for the anus thing but I do find her to actually be talented , and to have a great personality, and by personality i mean amazing breast and a unbelievable ass.  Basically I'd love to see her naked but I'm a guy ... i would look a a naked pic of Betty White if someone had one (jk but really...).

The bro rules #1

        I will now be posting daily on the bro rules. Each day will be a new bro rule, with possible cases in which they can occur and when there are exception to the certain rules.  So if you are unaware what bro rules are , they are the understood rules that men follow in order to respect each other without direct contact.  These are just some of the ways we men are not always in fights, but if a man were to break these rules it is accepted for that man to get punched.  While it is primitive, it works, and that why they exist.

Rule #1 A bro will not sleep with another bros girl, or a bros ex until the time of 2 months has pass.

     While this seems like one of the most basic of rules , it is one that has been broken repeatedly by many bros.  The reason we do is because we men are hardwired to spread the seed, to breed  and make as many offspring as possible.(plus sex is just totally awesome)

     A example of breaking this comes from two bros of mine.  Bro 1 just broke up with his girl;  it was a bad break up with some false accusations been made from the girls point. Two weeks later bro 2 who knows bro 1 slept his ex.  This clearly violates rule #1 because of the 2 month time period did not pass.

    The exception the only time that rule can be broken is if a bro is abusive to his girl then at the moment of separation, it is acceptable to use rule #2 and sleep with his ex. 


Monday, May 30, 2011

Monday, May 9, 2011

Just a little more gas to the fire.

Okay first off this is just a idea and should be taken like cocaine...enough to kill you. So we all know that there are theories of how we all came to be, I'm not talking making sexy time and 9 months later.  I mean like how the universe came to be.  now i am not all for the whole  "and god said let there be light and there was". but i also have my own thoughts on a soul and stuff.  So if you go with the big bang theory then there needed to be some sort of energy to cause the explosion and according science energy cannot not be creating nor destroyed but only transferred into other forms. Also we know that there is a electric current that runs in the human body so the nerves can fire and make muscles contract ,.etc. and that energy is your "soul ".  so my theory basically is that whenever you die the energy from your "soul " is released and creates a new universe that you become the "god" of ....let that soak in a little bit and comment what you think.

Monday, April 11, 2011

The gods have spoken .....

and four loko is back ......thank you god. look the post from awhile back to see why i be happy :)

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

THew Drink ,munchies

ALright so im kinda drunk ... ok im really drunkj anway my roommate suggest i blogg about being drunk and hungry at the same time so i am ...henace this bloog ..so anyway i went to a local gas statiopn called sheetz ( that is how you speel it plz ignore all the other mistakes ) anyway i got a eggsalad sanmich and some unbeileveable good kettle cooked bbq chips ZOMFG these are so gooooood ... they are called "dirty " all natural potatoe chips , holy shit peanutbuttwr m&ms are good too i just ae some ....anyway my suggestion is get drunk get fucked (if possible)  and \eat some food it so damn good i always find when i drink then eat i lose weight so if you are trying to lose weight try this meathod it might work

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Mumford and sons

if you have yet to hear about these guys ....WTF have you been doing with your life you pathetic FUCKK!!1!!!!!!!!! ....anywho look em up and buy their album ....and quit being such a bitch ..PIXELLSSSS

Monday, February 7, 2011

That damn e-trade baby.

I dont why but i love that damn E-trade Baby he is the shit. Just a talking baby alone is funny. I know people say that it is impossible for a baby to talk but what if they were telepathic or something...shit is crazy son. E-trade commercials are my favorite of this decade, by far no doubt the fucking best.


haters gonna hate

Friday, February 4, 2011

Super Bowl

So for those of you who are not aware the Super Bowl is this on Feb 6th this year and the contestants are Pittsburgh Steelers and the Green Bay Packers. I am not completely partial to either team but i am still going to watch the game, drink beer , and do homework.  I know it sounds like fun and you want to do it to.  maybe not the homework part but anyway. Lets watch the game for the commercials and see how long it takes that blonde bitch to sing the national anthem.  Oh and get drunk ...real drunk, it is the purpose of  it now a days anyway.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

The Grand Design

So read The Grand Design by Stephen Hawking and Leonard Mlodinow.   My thought on this book is that it was just ok nothing to amazing .  I did learn a couple of things but the whole book is just saying that M-theory is the shit , it is the one.  With Hawking's dry that might crack a smile once or twice, unless you are really into space this book lacks any other type of amusement.  It is easy enough to follow if you are not a dumbshit , if you are a dumbshit just be an hero.  I enjoyed it, and if you want to look like you are smart just act like you are reading it, and when people ask you what it is about just say string theory, m-theory, and quantum physics.  Unless they really are smart they won't question you.

Verdict : don't buy it , get it from the library   

Friday, January 14, 2011

Gang Banging Mcdonalds

Sorry to those few who follow this blog, but i been busy anyway i'm going to tell you about a fatmans love a a gang bang and for 2dollas plus tax you can have one to .

Step 1: go to Mcdonalds( very important step )
Step 2:decide on drivethru or lobby( not that important )
Step 3: order a Mcdouble plain and a Mcchicken plain'
Step 4: pay for food
Step 5: remove chicken and place on mcdouble (also if you like eat the bread from the mc chicken )
Step 6: Eat the sandwich  that which you constructed and enjoy its awesomeness
        * coke and some fries go good with this
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